ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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