Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.