I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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