After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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