Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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