We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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