it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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