I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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