have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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