i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We're too hungover to prance.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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