Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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