***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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