Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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