he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
