They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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