Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So many bounce houses so little time
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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