you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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