Porn is love you can see.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
as a side note pls kill me
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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