Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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