You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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