I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Randomize
