you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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