Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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