You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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