do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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