dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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