Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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