also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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