So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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