I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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