rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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