He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize
