Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I had to cum in my sink.
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