Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
