you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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