Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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