It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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