yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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