Well douche your snatch and let's go!
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
my nose is crying tears of wow.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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