My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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