the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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