That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
operation have a gay friend backfired
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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