Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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