You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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