So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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