I need help removing her.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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