remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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