My nipple is on Facebook.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
