i jhust puked up my retainher.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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