she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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