Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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