I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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