no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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