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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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