Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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