I wannas sexs uuuuu
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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