Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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