remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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