do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
