"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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