handjob tips. give me some.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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