Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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