i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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